Defending My Theological Opinions To Other People

What I Think I Sound Like:


What I Actually Sound Like:


It would behoove all of us to to recall the humbling reminder from Martin Luther that:

“He who believes his doctrine to be perfectly right and true has only to lift his hands and touch his ears and discover they are the long furry ears of a donkey.”



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Oh…And By The Way

In celebration of the (arguably-don’t-kill-me-it’s-just-a-joke) first and most influential (not a joke) editorialist of all time, and the true reason for throwing a good party on October 31:

You know it’s a good holiday when the guy at Chipotle gives you a $2 burrito for “dressing up” as an after hours youth pastor. Thank you, Martin, but now could you please tell your dawgs to stop making new denominations? It’s getting a little ridiculous.

Here’s to November!