When I’m Studying In The Library And Suddenly Realize That My Online Registration Appointment For Next Semester’s Classes Was Five Minutes Ago

I go running to a computer like:

Or at the very least:

Because I’m getting into Exegesis of Revelation and there’s no way in all heaven and hellĀ I’m going to be forced into the Friday 8AM Pastoral Counseling Class– move over, I’m taking that on Thursday afternoon. And GOD HELP ME if someone beats me to the final slot of Bonhoeffer’s Letters.

You might all think this is a little ridiculous. And that may be true. But it’d be a good idea not to say anything. Because I promise you, there is nothing worse than:

I’ll geek you to smithereens. Now outta my way!