The 13 Wittiest Literary Lines You’ll Ever Read

How can I not share this? Although, I do believe that Joseph Heller’s exclusion makes me doubt the legitimacy of this list at least a little bit…

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“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness” — Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” — Dorothy Parker, The Collected Dorothy Parker
“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” – Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
“If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.” – P.G. Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters
“All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day” — Evelyn Waugh, Vile Bodies
“And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.” — P.G. Wodehouse, Mostly Sally
7. “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the…

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