In celebration of the (arguably-don’t-kill-me-it’s-just-a-joke) first and most influential (not a joke) editorialist of all time, and the true reason for throwing a good party on October 31:
You know it’s a good holiday when the guy at Chipotle gives you a $2 burrito for “dressing up” as an after hours youth pastor. Thank you, Martin, but now could you please tell your dawgs to stop making new denominations? It’s getting a little ridiculous.
Here’s to November!